March 19, 2010

Do Not Be Fazed By This Post

So, you know how everyone is always writing “I was not phased by [this or that]?” Why wouldn’t they? It looks like the correct spelling. But hold onto your pantaloons bitches because it’s not! It’s “fazed.” Really. Preach it, Dictionary.com:

Faze: (v) to cause to be disturbed or disconcerted; daunt: The worst insults cannot faze him. faze, phase.

It’s an understandable mistake (unlike confusing “you’re” and “your,” which is just proof that you’re a terrible person). But I feel like every time I write “faze,” someone tells me it’s wrong, and I decided I cannot go quietly into the night any longer. RISE UP! THE TIME FOR THE TRUTH IS NOW!

I understand if this post prevents me from having sex for the next three years or longer.

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