November 20, 2009
After two weeks away, I just got back to the city and was rewarded with Danny Tamberelli (the younger Pete of “Pete & Pete,” and if you needed that clarification I am disinterested in your friendship).

After two weeks away, I just got back to the city and was rewarded with Danny Tamberelli (the younger Pete of “Pete & Pete,” and if you needed that clarification I am disinterested in your friendship).
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November 17, 2009

Paranormal Activity Deleted Scenes, written by me and David and directed by Sam. SpoOoOoKy. Digg it.

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November 16, 2009
So tonight I took a shower, and emerged to find that I had died. Thanks to Jake, Amir and Sam, ”RIP Dan Gurewitch” became a trending topic on Twitter - right up there with “Twilight: New Moon.” “That was hilarious!” -Not my mom’s reaction.

So tonight I took a shower, and emerged to find that I had died.

Thanks to Jake, Amir and Sam, ”RIP Dan Gurewitch” became a trending topic on Twitter - right up there with “Twilight: New Moon.”

“That was hilarious!” -Not my mom’s reaction.

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Twilight: Three Wolf Moon, written by me and Sarah, directed by Sam, starring the wonderful Aubrey Plaza (now of ‘Parks and Recreation’) and John Gemberling. Digg it!

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November 11, 2009

Seth MacFarlane’s Secret, written by me and animated by Mike Parker. Digg it.

Mr. MacFarlane, if you’re watching/reading this… I kid because I love. (Also, why are you reading my blog?)

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November 7, 2009
Well, I’m back from the hospital, and I can finally share the good news: I gave birth to a muffin.

Well, I’m back from the hospital, and I can finally share the good news: I gave birth to a muffin.

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November 2, 2009
I know I’m a bit late to the Halloween photo party, but… Carl Sandiego. The consensus is that he’s Carmen’s brother, but steals lesser known landmarks. Like the World’s Biggest Ball of Yarn.

I know I’m a bit late to the Halloween photo party, but… Carl Sandiego.

The consensus is that he’s Carmen’s brother, but steals lesser known landmarks. Like the World’s Biggest Ball of Yarn.

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Hardly Working: Love and Sleep. Inspired by a verbal slip-up I made in a writing brainstorm. Furthers our opinion that consuming an inappropriately large Slurpee is the most obnoxious character trait imaginable.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

“Fort Knox” by Goldfish. I was just introduced to this song via a video on Vimeo, and it’s the catchiest, funkiest song I’ve heard in forever. Everybody start your Monday morning off by dancing in your underwear.

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October 31, 2009

BFF in the NYT

I’m not sure how exactly this happened, but my friend/roommate Josh is quoted in an editorial in today’s New York Times:

“Josh Riman graduated from Syracuse University in 2006. “I had a job at a great advertising agency,” he said, “but was laid off in 2007. I found a job the next day, amazingly enough, and worked at this next advertising shop for about a year and a half. Then, on my birthday, the place went bankrupt. We all lost our jobs.” Since then, Mr. Riman has been doing freelance and “pro bono” work. He has been unable to find anything even reasonably secure.”

It’s true! Not mentioned in the article is how after he lost his job on his birthday, I went bowling with him to cheer him up, and it turned out the bowling alley was closed for renovations. And then he got his foot caught in a bucket and a car drove through a puddle, drenching him.

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