Dan Gurewitch
2009
December
16
November
13
October
14
September
14
August
15
July
14
June
25
May
14
April
18
March
17
February
15
January
15
2008
December
9
November
14
October
14
September
15
August
13
July
14
June
17
May
6
April
March
February
January
The Poop Sign
Jun 30th
Something I'd Like To See
If you can dream it, it exists in fetish form on the internet. Here’s one that I have yet to...
Jun 27th
Wall-E
I saw a midnight screening of “Wall-E” tonight. While I enjoyed the movie as a whole,...
Jun 27th
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Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene, written by me, directed by Sam, produced by CHTV. Definitely not...
Jun 25th
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
— Here’s to George Carlin....
Jun 23rd
New York City captured my friend Becca this weekend, so she...
Jun 23rd
rickyv: Wow. Love the quotes around the word “comedy.” ...
Jun 18th
"Why Doesn't He Just Use His Cell...
A common screenwriting mantra is “Force your character up a tree, throw rocks at him; then get...
Jun 17th
I feel like I am constantly skipping class.
— Amir, walking by an intense,...
Jun 13th
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samreich: If Things Turned Out Differently, written by Dan, directed by Josh, produced by CHTV. ...
Jun 12th
Watch
Facebook Quote Buddha I wrote this new one from CHTV. Justin Tyler and Gabrus are hilarious, and...
Jun 10th
Coldplay's Chris Martin:...
Listening to Chris Martin sing about “when [he] ruled the world” in Coldplay’s new...
Jun 7th
Clint Eastwood: Still Got It
Spike Lee:
There aren't enough black soldiers in your recent World War II movies.
Clint Eastwood:
Shut your face.
Jun 6th
Wow, people are really inarticulate and flustered all the...
— How I imagine hot girls see...
Jun 6th
The Sad Business of Comedy on the Web
Jun 4th
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adamfrucci: This is the R-rated trailer for Burn After Reading, the new Coen brothers comedy. Yes...
Jun 2nd
I was reading this NY Times editorial when I came upon the...
Jun 1st