Dan Gurewitch

2009

June 25
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April 18
March 17
January 15

2008

June 17
May 6
April
March
February
January
The Poop Sign
Jun 30th

Something I'd Like To See

If you can dream it, it exists in fetish form on the internet. Here’s one that I have yet to...
Jun 27th

Wall-E

I saw a midnight screening of “Wall-E” tonight. While I enjoyed the movie as a whole,...
Jun 27th
Warch Watch
Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene, written by me, directed by Sam, produced by CHTV. Definitely not...
Jun 25th
“No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.”
— Here’s to George Carlin....
Jun 23rd
New York City captured my friend Becca this weekend, so she...
Jun 23rd
rickyv: Wow. Love the quotes around the word “comedy.” ...
Jun 18th

"Why Doesn't He Just Use His Cell...

A common screenwriting mantra is “Force your character up a tree, throw rocks at him; then get...
Jun 17th
“I feel like I am constantly skipping class.”
— Amir, walking by an intense,...
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
samreich: If Things Turned Out Differently, written by Dan, directed by Josh, produced by CHTV. ...
Jun 12th
Warch Watch
Facebook Quote Buddha I wrote this new one from CHTV. Justin Tyler and Gabrus are hilarious, and...
Jun 10th

Coldplay's Chris Martin:...

Listening to Chris Martin sing about “when [he] ruled the world” in Coldplay’s new...
Jun 7th

Clint Eastwood: Still Got It

Spike Lee: There aren't enough black soldiers in your recent World War II movies.
Clint Eastwood: Shut your face.
Jun 6th
“Wow, people are really inarticulate and flustered all the...”
— How I imagine hot girls see...
Jun 6th
The Sad Business of Comedy on the Web
Jun 4th
Warch Watch
adamfrucci: This is the R-rated trailer for Burn After Reading, the new Coen brothers comedy. Yes...
Jun 2nd
I was reading this NY Times editorial when I came upon the...
Jun 1st