May 31, 2012
samreich: holy shit have you guys seen dan’s wired cover? came up with a real nice app

samreich:

holy shit have you guys seen dan’s wired cover?

came up with a real nice app

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collegehumor:

Pulling Out of Iraq (with Patrick Warburton and Ken Davitian)

America and Iraq have called it quits, but there’s the little issue of a bunker in the oven. 

Here’s a new sketch I’m excited about! I wrote it with Emily Axford; it was directed by Matt Pollock and edited by Kelly Hudson. Patrick Warburton is a national treasure.

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May 28, 2012
Remember: Years before Ellen DeGeneres made TV history by bravely revealing she was gay on her show, Jerry Seinfeld made TV history by bravely appearing this gay on a poster.

Remember: Years before Ellen DeGeneres made TV history by bravely revealing she was gay on her show, Jerry Seinfeld made TV history by bravely appearing this gay on a poster.

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May 26, 2012
Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:YOLO: You Only Live OnceYOLOLO: You Only “LOL” OnceYOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” OnceYOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay wayYOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

YOLO: You Only Live Once

YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

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May 25, 2012

All-Nighter: Mexican Standoff. This sketch (by Owen) is my favorite so far that we’ve shot during tonight’s 12-hour sketch marathon. Check out all the other All-Nighter sketches here.

(via collegehumor)

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May 23, 2012
adamconover: Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these unbelievably hilarious fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival in Brooklyn this weekend, and people are freaking out about them. Click through to see the whole thing. It’s a big batch of truly inspired gut-busting nonsense. It was only a matter of time until someone scanned this fantastically absurdist food hallucination. I wish I could read them all again for the first time.

adamconover:

Dan, Kelly, and Arthur handed out these unbelievably hilarious fake restaurant menus at the Great Googa Mooga Festival in Brooklyn this weekend, and people are freaking out about them. Click through to see the whole thing. It’s a big batch of truly inspired gut-busting nonsense.

It was only a matter of time until someone scanned this fantastically absurdist food hallucination. I wish I could read them all again for the first time.

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May 22, 2012

samreich:

It was exciting directing John Mayer, but an honor directing Tron Mayer.  Thanks to Pat and Adam, Josh, Ben, Vince, and Anu.  Also, John, thanks for being so cool, giving us the whole day, and not disappointing my 16-year-old self who spent a hundred hours on the acoustic trying to master “Why Georgia.”

Check out this very funny short created by the above-mentioned talented people!

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May 18, 2012

CollegeHumor’s All-Nighter 2012 is happening next Thursday, May 24th, starting at 8pm. For the uninitiated, this is our long-standing tradition where we put ourselves up to the absurd challenge of shooting, editing and posting 12 new sketches in 12 hours, from 8pm to 8am. The result is pure unadulterated comedy fun times. Tune in!

Here’s a collection of videos from past All-Nighters to get you in the mood.

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May 16, 2012
jeffrubinjeffrubin: Owen, Adam, Pat, and Dan laughing at pretty much the funniest thing ever by Dan, Kelly, and Arthur. No kidding. They made a fake menu for a restaurant called FUDS and it made me cry laughing. I can’t wait until it exists in Internet form so I can share it with you all.

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Owen, Adam, Pat, and Dan laughing at pretty much the funniest thing ever by Dan, Kelly, and Arthur.

No kidding. They made a fake menu for a restaurant called FUDS and it made me cry laughing. I can’t wait until it exists in Internet form so I can share it with you all.

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May 9, 2012
It’s fun to check out the Fox News homepage whenever a positive Obama thing happens to see how they’ve made it bad and scary. Today they chose to go with the classic low-angle semi-frown “possibly just admitted to a dirty scandal” face to accompany the news.

It’s fun to check out the Fox News homepage whenever a positive Obama thing happens to see how they’ve made it bad and scary. Today they chose to go with the classic low-angle semi-frown “possibly just admitted to a dirty scandal” face to accompany the news.

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